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lego_joker! What he has to offer you today is... well, by own admittance, "I must be out of my freaking mind." I wouldn't say that myself, but I will say that this is an impressive work of complete, utter, truly *dedicated* geekery for those familiar with both Batman and classic Pokémon.
For my part, I haven't kept up with Pokémon since the first show and the Blue cartridge on old-school Game Boy, so I'm wayyyyyyy out of touch with the fandom, but I still have very fond memories of the tie-in CD, "2 B a Master," an album which is a guilty pleasure for me and Henchgirl to this very day. I'm not saying that we can, like, perform the entirety of the Team Rocket "Double Trouble" song by heart, and do the voices PERFECTLY or anything like that, heavens noooooooo. *cough* Um. So,lego_joker's post! Take it awayyyyyyy!
(The surgeon general recommends that you listen to the actual Pokerap before singing this aloud or in your head.)
Okay, you guys, we gotta rap some Bat-villains!
You take care of the singing, I'll take care of the hard part...
Let's get it on!)
I want to crush the rogues... plaguing my city...
Hunt them all down... and make them bleed...!
Joker, Man-Bat, Orca, Grundy,
Cavalier, Polka-Dot, Red Claw, Ivy,
General, Charlatan, Tweedledum, Tweedledee,
Clock King, Kadaver, Doctor Death, Harley!
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all...
Gotta catch 'em all... Bat-villains!
It won't matter where...
They try to flee...
The safest of lairs...
Won't stop me...
Two-Face, Zucco, KGBeast, Gearhead,
King Snake, Zeiss, Bookworm, Deadshot,
Gorilla Boss, Vulture, Farmer Brown, Flamingo,
Killer Croc, Maroni, HARDAC, Scarecrow!
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all...
Gotta catch 'em all... Bat-villains!
Jim Junior, Spook, Tally Man, Shiva,
Tzin-Tzin, Scarface, Monk, Film Freak,
Penguin, Falcone, Sewer King, Magpie,
Signalman, Lock-Up, Gunhawk, Firefly!
Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all! Bat-villains... ow!
Maxie Zeus, Zombie, Phosphorous, Milo,
Crazy Quilt, Red Hood, Blockbuster, Thorne,
Nocturna, Chechen, Killer Moth, Riddler,
Outsider, Fox, Night-Slayer, Hitler!
At least 150... or more to beat,
To toss them all in Arkham is my... destiny!
Black Mask, King Tut, Doctor Moon, Talia,
Roadrunner, Scratch, Copperhead, Zarbor,
Calendar Man, Nyssa, Stirk, Mayor Hill
Spellbinder, Ragdoll, Egghead, Joe Chill!
(Woo! We're at the halfway point! Doin' great so far!
We?! What's all this we stuff?! I'm doin' all the hard work!
Break time's over! Here we go!)
Mad Hatter, Shreck, Amygdala, Reaper,
Music Meister, Great White, Calculator, Sleeper,
Shark, Prometheus, Crime Doctor, Trogg,
Death Man, Baby Doll, Johnny Witts, Bob!
Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all!
Karlo, Hagen, Payne, Fuller,
Cassius, Malley, Williams - Clayfaces!
Mime, Firebug, Corrosive Man, Bane,
Bus Driver, Anarky, Mr. Nice, Cain!
At least 150... or more to beat,
To toss them all in Arkham is my... destiny!
Dracula, Holiday, Catman, Galvan
Daka, Phantasm, Black Spider, Squid,
Idiot, Steeljacket, Ten-Eyed Man,
Perfesser, Bird, Daggett, Pieman!
(Whoa, catch your breath, Batman! Flex out that Batarang-ing arm!)
It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go!
Now it gets tricky, so listen real good!)
Roxy Rocket, Mr. Freeze, Double-X, Wrath,
Mastermind, Ratcatcher, Silversmith, Zsasz,
Electrocutioner, Mirage, Hangman, Sin Tzu,
Abattoir, Cluemaster, Loeb - We're almost through!
Ra's al-Ghul! Catwoman!
Hugo Strange, Pyg, NKVDemon!
Carpenter, Jane Doe,
Hurt, Hush,
That's all, folks!
Whew! And just to show what a massive rogues gallery Batman has, here are the villains that were in there at one point or another, but didn't make the final cut!
Polka-Dot
Time Commander
Eraser
False-Face
Grotesk
Fun Haus
Sweet Tooth
lego_joker! What he has to offer you today is... well, by own admittance, "I must be out of my freaking mind." I wouldn't say that myself, but I will say that this is an impressive work of complete, utter, truly *dedicated* geekery for those familiar with both Batman and classic Pokémon. For my part, I haven't kept up with Pokémon since the first show and the Blue cartridge on old-school Game Boy, so I'm wayyyyyyy out of touch with the fandom, but I still have very fond memories of the tie-in CD, "2 B a Master," an album which is a guilty pleasure for me and Henchgirl to this very day. I'm not saying that we can, like, perform the entirety of the Team Rocket "Double Trouble" song by heart, and do the voices PERFECTLY or anything like that, heavens noooooooo. *cough* Um. So,
lego_joker's post! Take it awayyyyyyy!(The surgeon general recommends that you listen to the actual Pokerap before singing this aloud or in your head.)
Okay, you guys, we gotta rap some Bat-villains!
You take care of the singing, I'll take care of the hard part...
Let's get it on!)
I want to crush the rogues... plaguing my city...
Hunt them all down... and make them bleed...!
Joker, Man-Bat, Orca, Grundy,
Cavalier, Polka-Dot, Red Claw, Ivy,
General, Charlatan, Tweedledum, Tweedledee,
Clock King, Kadaver, Doctor Death, Harley!
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all...
Gotta catch 'em all... Bat-villains!
It won't matter where...
They try to flee...
The safest of lairs...
Won't stop me...
Two-Face, Zucco, KGBeast, Gearhead,
King Snake, Zeiss, Bookworm, Deadshot,
Gorilla Boss, Vulture, Farmer Brown, Flamingo,
Killer Croc, Maroni, HARDAC, Scarecrow!
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all...
Gotta catch 'em all... Bat-villains!
Jim Junior, Spook, Tally Man, Shiva,
Tzin-Tzin, Scarface, Monk, Film Freak,
Penguin, Falcone, Sewer King, Magpie,
Signalman, Lock-Up, Gunhawk, Firefly!
Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all! Bat-villains... ow!
Maxie Zeus, Zombie, Phosphorous, Milo,
Crazy Quilt, Red Hood, Blockbuster, Thorne,
Nocturna, Chechen, Killer Moth, Riddler,
Outsider, Fox, Night-Slayer, Hitler!
At least 150... or more to beat,
To toss them all in Arkham is my... destiny!
Black Mask, King Tut, Doctor Moon, Talia,
Roadrunner, Scratch, Copperhead, Zarbor,
Calendar Man, Nyssa, Stirk, Mayor Hill
Spellbinder, Ragdoll, Egghead, Joe Chill!
(Woo! We're at the halfway point! Doin' great so far!
We?! What's all this we stuff?! I'm doin' all the hard work!
Break time's over! Here we go!)
Mad Hatter, Shreck, Amygdala, Reaper,
Music Meister, Great White, Calculator, Sleeper,
Shark, Prometheus, Crime Doctor, Trogg,
Death Man, Baby Doll, Johnny Witts, Bob!
Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all!
Karlo, Hagen, Payne, Fuller,
Cassius, Malley, Williams - Clayfaces!
Mime, Firebug, Corrosive Man, Bane,
Bus Driver, Anarky, Mr. Nice, Cain!
At least 150... or more to beat,
To toss them all in Arkham is my... destiny!
Dracula, Holiday, Catman, Galvan
Daka, Phantasm, Black Spider, Squid,
Idiot, Steeljacket, Ten-Eyed Man,
Perfesser, Bird, Daggett, Pieman!
(Whoa, catch your breath, Batman! Flex out that Batarang-ing arm!)
It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go!
Now it gets tricky, so listen real good!)
Roxy Rocket, Mr. Freeze, Double-X, Wrath,
Mastermind, Ratcatcher, Silversmith, Zsasz,
Electrocutioner, Mirage, Hangman, Sin Tzu,
Abattoir, Cluemaster, Loeb - We're almost through!
Ra's al-Ghul! Catwoman!
Hugo Strange, Pyg, NKVDemon!
Carpenter, Jane Doe,
Hurt, Hush,
That's all, folks!
Whew! And just to show what a massive rogues gallery Batman has, here are the villains that were in there at one point or another, but didn't make the final cut!
Polka-Dot
Time Commander
Eraser
False-Face
Grotesk
Fun Haus
Sweet Tooth
